Pro Roast Pass is live
Roast the room.
Go pro on the first click.
Start Pro Roast Pass for $4.99 per month and head straight into checkout for unlimited roasts, clean export cards, and deeper glow-up fixes. The free queue still exists, but the paid path is open now.
Prefer the free sample first? Join the waitlist.
Core promise
Brutally funny AI roasts.
3 real fixes. Zero dead-end wait.
The joke gets the click. The redesign advice earns the save. Pro keeps the handoff moving instead of stalling on a signup queue.
Tone
Savage designer, not chaos bot.
Format
Photo in. Roast out. Fixes attached.
Live product row
Pro Roast Pass
Checkout opens with
$4.99
per month
Secure checkout, clean exports, and sharper fixes baked in.
What unlocks right away
> unlimited room roasts enabled
+ clean export card
+ 3 affordable fix suggestions
+ expanded glow-up brief
You'll continue to the existing MadeThis checkout flow and land on secure Stripe checkout.
Share-ready result
Designed to feel native in stories, carousels, and group chats instead of looking like copied app output.
Zero sugarcoating
The roast loop
Entertainment first.
Utility baked in.
RoastRoom behaves like a content engine. One upload produces the joke, the guidance, and the social artifact in the same pass.
Upload the room
A dorm corner, office nook, or bedroom disaster is enough. RoastRoom only needs one honest photo.
Get the burn
The roast lands like a savage designer opinion instead of a generic AI paragraph.
Leave with fixes
Every result carries three affordable moves so the joke finishes with a real improvement path.
Post the card
The result is built to travel in stories, DMs, and slides without extra design work from the user.
Why it spreads
The output looks publishable by default.
RoastRoom does not ask users to manufacture their own content after the fact. The result card already frames the joke, the fixes, and the identity of the product.
01
Brutal roast
A sharp interior persona with actual taste, not a random insult generator.
02
3 fixes
Affordable changes that feel possible this week, not after a renovation budget appears.
03
Share artifact
A result layout that looks native in screenshots and creator posts from the first session.
Catalog highlight
The live catalog card appears here as soon as the storefront Convex products table has an active row.
Launch posture
The public catalog now reads from the storefront Convex products table, so the live card content stays tied to the mirrored platform row.
Public funnel
Built for the screenshot, not just the session.
Product behavior
A savage perspective that burns and helps.
The board pushes RoastRoom toward a software-like mood: dark surfaces, terminal hints, bold orange action states, and small violet accents reserved for supporting moments.
Primary action
Orange stays reserved for the move that advances the user.
Accent system
Violet appears in highlights, chips, and proof moments.
Under-$150 fixes beat fantasy redesigns.
The tone lands harder when the advice feels realistic.
Dark UI, ash text, smoke surfaces.
The storefront now keeps the same visual hierarchy across homepage, pricing, about, blog, and auth.
Questions