Pro Roast Pass is live

Roast the room.
Go pro on the first click.

Start Pro Roast Pass for $4.99 per month and head straight into checkout for unlimited roasts, clean export cards, and deeper glow-up fixes. The free queue still exists, but the paid path is open now.

Secure Stripe checkout via MadeThis.Waitlist stays secondary

Prefer the free sample first? Join the waitlist.

Core promise

Brutally funny AI roasts.
3 real fixes. Zero dead-end wait.

The joke gets the click. The redesign advice earns the save. Pro keeps the handoff moving instead of stalling on a signup queue.

Tone

Savage designer, not chaos bot.

Format

Photo in. Roast out. Fixes attached.

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Live product row

Pro Roast Pass

Hero offer

Checkout opens with

$4.99

per month

Secure checkout, clean exports, and sharper fixes baked in.

What unlocks right away

> unlimited room roasts enabled

+ clean export card

+ 3 affordable fix suggestions

+ expanded glow-up brief

Continue to Secure Checkout

You'll continue to the existing MadeThis checkout flow and land on secure Stripe checkout.

Share-ready result

Designed to feel native in stories, carousels, and group chats instead of looking like copied app output.

Zero sugarcoating

The roast loop

Entertainment first.
Utility baked in.

RoastRoom behaves like a content engine. One upload produces the joke, the guidance, and the social artifact in the same pass.

01

Upload the room

A dorm corner, office nook, or bedroom disaster is enough. RoastRoom only needs one honest photo.

02

Get the burn

The roast lands like a savage designer opinion instead of a generic AI paragraph.

03

Leave with fixes

Every result carries three affordable moves so the joke finishes with a real improvement path.

04

Post the card

The result is built to travel in stories, DMs, and slides without extra design work from the user.

Why it spreads

The output looks publishable by default.

RoastRoom does not ask users to manufacture their own content after the fact. The result card already frames the joke, the fixes, and the identity of the product.

01

Brutal roast

A sharp interior persona with actual taste, not a random insult generator.

02

3 fixes

Affordable changes that feel possible this week, not after a renovation budget appears.

03

Share artifact

A result layout that looks native in screenshots and creator posts from the first session.

Catalog highlight

The live catalog card appears here as soon as the storefront Convex products table has an active row.

Launch posture

The public catalog now reads from the storefront Convex products table, so the live card content stays tied to the mirrored platform row.

Storefront catalog is live now

Public funnel

Built for the screenshot, not just the session.

Read the angle

Product behavior

A savage perspective that burns and helps.

The board pushes RoastRoom toward a software-like mood: dark surfaces, terminal hints, bold orange action states, and small violet accents reserved for supporting moments.

Primary action

Orange stays reserved for the move that advances the user.

Accent system

Violet appears in highlights, chips, and proof moments.

Under-$150 fixes beat fantasy redesigns.

The tone lands harder when the advice feels realistic.

Dark UI, ash text, smoke surfaces.

The storefront now keeps the same visual hierarchy across homepage, pricing, about, blog, and auth.

Questions

What people ask before they upload.

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